Why Obama shouldn’t have Hillary as Vice president

Obama for President

10. Bill Clinton calling you ‘the new guy.

9. She will be looking for dirt to use against you in 2012.

8. Drops your ‘likability’ score to sub-zero.

7. Pink drapes in the Lincoln bedroom.

6. Bill chasing co-eds around the Whitehouse at all hours.

5. The secret service code name for you will be ‘whipped.’

4. You call this ‘change?’

3. Your administration’s documents will have a tendency to ‘disappear.’

2. She will wear all of your clothes.

1. You will have to have an Official Whitehouse Food Taster.

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~ by touchbase on May 31, 2008.